School has foiled all of my plans. The next nine months of my life are ruined! My whole plan for my life has been ruined because of a stupid science lab requirement thing......GAH!!!
No seriously, its not that serious. But, you can't help but laugh when you are sitting in your Chem. lab and the T.A. tells the class in a serious voice that if you are pregnant or are thinking of becoming pregnant in the next few months that you are going to want to seriously rethink taking this course as it is not recommended for someone who is or may be pregnant. Something to due with the chemicals that we may be using or something. It's not like I'm planning on having a baby right now, but the whole situation was really funny.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Wait......this seems familiar.......
Anyone want to hear about the reign of Henry VIII? I know he was a bit of a man-whore, but come on, who doesn't like a bit of royal scandal?
I could tell you all about how crazy he was about knocking someone up and getting his bouncing baby boy! Silly Henry, killing the wives if he didn't get a boy.........you decided if its a boy or a girl!
Probably gave Clement VII a nervous breakdown, pressuring him for a divorce. Well if you didn't go around sleeping with younger women while you were still married, then you wouldn't need the divorce right away.
I could also tell you about how crazy some of his children.....well one of his daughters was. Because clearly if you are as obsessed about having a child or heir as your father was then you deserve a shout out. If you can imagine being pregnant twice and be wrong both times........you have issues.
I have heard this damn lecture twice today! I've typed about 7-8 pages of notes on the same thing.............someone save me!
I could tell you all about how crazy he was about knocking someone up and getting his bouncing baby boy! Silly Henry, killing the wives if he didn't get a boy.........you decided if its a boy or a girl!
Probably gave Clement VII a nervous breakdown, pressuring him for a divorce. Well if you didn't go around sleeping with younger women while you were still married, then you wouldn't need the divorce right away.
I could also tell you about how crazy some of his children.....well one of his daughters was. Because clearly if you are as obsessed about having a child or heir as your father was then you deserve a shout out. If you can imagine being pregnant twice and be wrong both times........you have issues.
I have heard this damn lecture twice today! I've typed about 7-8 pages of notes on the same thing.............someone save me!
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