Anyone want to hear about the reign of Henry VIII? I know he was a bit of a man-whore, but come on, who doesn't like a bit of royal scandal?
I could tell you all about how crazy he was about knocking someone up and getting his bouncing baby boy! Silly Henry, killing the wives if he didn't get a boy.........you decided if its a boy or a girl!
Probably gave Clement VII a nervous breakdown, pressuring him for a divorce. Well if you didn't go around sleeping with younger women while you were still married, then you wouldn't need the divorce right away.
I could also tell you about how crazy some of his children.....well one of his daughters was. Because clearly if you are as obsessed about having a child or heir as your father was then you deserve a shout out. If you can imagine being pregnant twice and be wrong both times........you have issues.
I have heard this damn lecture twice today! I've typed about 7-8 pages of notes on the same thing.............someone save me!
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