Stupid Boy: Credit
Me: Alright, can I have the card number whenever you are ready
Boy mumbles through his credit card number
Me: Expiration date
Boy takes about five minutes to figure out where the expiration date is on his credit card
Me: And the zip code for the credit card?
Boy: *insert any random 3 digit number*
Me: No, I need the billing address zip code for the card please.
Boy: gives me the same 3 digit number
Me: The zip code for the card?
Boy: That is the number, its the security number from the back of the card
Me: No, I don't need that number. I need the zip code for the credit card.
Boy: still insists that the 3 digit number is the right number that I need
Me: The zip code? Of where the pizza is being delivered?
Boy: Oh, we are in Mequon
Me: Ok, what is your zip code? (NOTE: there are at least two zip codes that cover Mequon)
Boy: It's Mequon
Me: Which one? There are two zip codes for Mequon?
Boy: Um.......*long pause* I think its 53092, but let me go check.....
Me: Waiting
Me: Still waiting
Me: and Waiting......
Boy: Never mind, apparently its 53097
Me: Thank you, *wait for credit card payment to go through*, that should be there in about 3-40 minutes.
Boy: Are you sure that you don't need the number on the back of the card?
Me: Yes I am sure
*Apparently that means give me the number anyways*
Boy: Rambles off the 3 digits again

Me: *not wanting to kill anyone* Ok, thank you. Your order should be there in about 30-40 min.
Boy: K