Monday, March 30, 2009

The Stupidity of the Human Race

Me: Ok, your total is *insert number here*. Will this be cash or credit?

Stupid Boy: Credit

Me: Alright, can I have the card number whenever you are ready

Boy mumbles through his credit card number

Me: Expiration date

Boy takes about five minutes to figure out where the expiration date is on his credit card

Me: And the zip code for the credit card?

Boy: *insert any random 3 digit number*

Me: No, I need the billing address zip code for the card please.

Boy: gives me the same 3 digit number

Me: The zip code for the card?

Boy: That is the number, its the security number from the back of the card

Me: No, I don't need that number. I need the zip code for the credit card.

Boy: still insists that the 3 digit number is the right number that I need

Me: The zip code? Of where the pizza is being delivered?

Boy: Oh, we are in Mequon

Me: Ok, what is your zip code? (NOTE: there are at least two zip codes that cover Mequon)

Boy: It's Mequon

Me: Which one? There are two zip codes for Mequon?

Boy: Um.......*long pause* I think its 53092, but let me go check.....

Me: Waiting

Me: Still waiting

Me: and Waiting......

Boy: Never mind, apparently its 53097

Me: Thank you, *wait for credit card payment to go through*, that should be there in about 3-40 minutes.

Boy: Are you sure that you don't need the number on the back of the card?

Me: Yes I am sure

*Apparently that means give me the number anyways*

Boy: Rambles off the 3 digits againNumbered List
Me: *not wanting to kill anyone* Ok, thank you. Your order should be there in about 30-40 min.

Boy: K


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