If you are getting married and find yourself assembling the guest list and writing out the invitations, do not invite any Centaurs! Inviting Centaurs to a wedding never leads to a good thing. They'll get drunk off the wine and then start fighting with everyone and trying to run off with all the women.
Do you want this at your wedding? I don't think so! Just avoid any problems and follow my advice and you should be alright......
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No I haven't lost my mind. I'm not crazy. This is just something that my art history professor had brought up yesterday when we were talking about Attic Black-Figure vases and I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you.
1 comment:
Bahahaha. I miss taking Counts' classes with you.
You should also not invite any Hugenots. Because massacres may ensue. (Courtesy Hebrew Studies 238.)
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