In the last twenty minutes.....

I have been:

1) Hit 3 times by someone
-Once when the Little One Slapped me
-Once when the Little One hit me with a shoe she threw at me
-Once when the same Little One threw the dog's bone at me
2) Yelled at twice
-Apparently I'm supposed to clean up everyone else's dishes
3) Been called multiple bad things by the Older One
4) Been told that all the stuff that wasn't done around the house this weekend was my fault simply because I wasn't home