Dear Wireless Card,
You scared the crap out of me the other day when you decided not to connect to the internet. Both at school and at home, your inability to work worried me. I thought that you were ill and needed to be fixed. But, I realized that you were a card that I would not be able to fix. I took you to the one who patiently listens to all of my countless freak outs and he even looked to see what was wrong with you. He did not know what was wrong. At that point I thought that I had lost you for good and would have to replace you.....that nearly broke my heart and my wallet.
But, what should happen this morning when I decided to try you out at school again.......YOU WORKED! It made me so happy! I could barley believe it! I hope that this means that you are fully recovered.........I should hate to have a scare like that again.
Sincerely,
The One Who's Life Depends Upon You
P.S. If you ever start feeling ill again, please warn me first?!
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
The Stupidity of the Human Race
Me: Ok, your total is *insert number here*. Will this be cash or credit?
Stupid Boy: Credit
Me: Alright, can I have the card number whenever you are ready
Boy mumbles through his credit card number
Me: Expiration date
Boy takes about five minutes to figure out where the expiration date is on his credit card
Me: And the zip code for the credit card?
Boy: *insert any random 3 digit number*
Me: No, I need the billing address zip code for the card please.
Boy: gives me the same 3 digit number
Me: The zip code for the card?
Boy: That is the number, its the security number from the back of the card
Me: No, I don't need that number. I need the zip code for the credit card.
Boy: still insists that the 3 digit number is the right number that I need
Me: The zip code? Of where the pizza is being delivered?
Boy: Oh, we are in Mequon
Me: Ok, what is your zip code? (NOTE: there are at least two zip codes that cover Mequon)
Boy: It's Mequon
Me: Which one? There are two zip codes for Mequon?
Boy: Um.......*long pause* I think its 53092, but let me go check.....
Me: Waiting
Me: Still waiting
Me: and Waiting......
Boy: Never mind, apparently its 53097
Me: Thank you, *wait for credit card payment to go through*, that should be there in about 3-40 minutes.
Boy: Are you sure that you don't need the number on the back of the card?
Me: Yes I am sure
*Apparently that means give me the number anyways*
Boy: Rambles off the 3 digits again
Me: *not wanting to kill anyone* Ok, thank you. Your order should be there in about 30-40 min.
Boy: K
Stupid Boy: Credit
Me: Alright, can I have the card number whenever you are ready
Boy mumbles through his credit card number
Me: Expiration date
Boy takes about five minutes to figure out where the expiration date is on his credit card
Me: And the zip code for the credit card?
Boy: *insert any random 3 digit number*
Me: No, I need the billing address zip code for the card please.
Boy: gives me the same 3 digit number
Me: The zip code for the card?
Boy: That is the number, its the security number from the back of the card
Me: No, I don't need that number. I need the zip code for the credit card.
Boy: still insists that the 3 digit number is the right number that I need
Me: The zip code? Of where the pizza is being delivered?
Boy: Oh, we are in Mequon
Me: Ok, what is your zip code? (NOTE: there are at least two zip codes that cover Mequon)
Boy: It's Mequon
Me: Which one? There are two zip codes for Mequon?
Boy: Um.......*long pause* I think its 53092, but let me go check.....
Me: Waiting
Me: Still waiting
Me: and Waiting......
Boy: Never mind, apparently its 53097
Me: Thank you, *wait for credit card payment to go through*, that should be there in about 3-40 minutes.
Boy: Are you sure that you don't need the number on the back of the card?
Me: Yes I am sure
*Apparently that means give me the number anyways*
Boy: Rambles off the 3 digits again
Me: *not wanting to kill anyone* Ok, thank you. Your order should be there in about 30-40 min.
Boy: K
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Damn.......well there goes my plans...
School has foiled all of my plans. The next nine months of my life are ruined! My whole plan for my life has been ruined because of a stupid science lab requirement thing......GAH!!!
No seriously, its not that serious. But, you can't help but laugh when you are sitting in your Chem. lab and the T.A. tells the class in a serious voice that if you are pregnant or are thinking of becoming pregnant in the next few months that you are going to want to seriously rethink taking this course as it is not recommended for someone who is or may be pregnant. Something to due with the chemicals that we may be using or something. It's not like I'm planning on having a baby right now, but the whole situation was really funny.
No seriously, its not that serious. But, you can't help but laugh when you are sitting in your Chem. lab and the T.A. tells the class in a serious voice that if you are pregnant or are thinking of becoming pregnant in the next few months that you are going to want to seriously rethink taking this course as it is not recommended for someone who is or may be pregnant. Something to due with the chemicals that we may be using or something. It's not like I'm planning on having a baby right now, but the whole situation was really funny.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Wait......this seems familiar.......
Anyone want to hear about the reign of Henry VIII? I know he was a bit of a man-whore, but come on, who doesn't like a bit of royal scandal?
I could tell you all about how crazy he was about knocking someone up and getting his bouncing baby boy! Silly Henry, killing the wives if he didn't get a boy.........you decided if its a boy or a girl!
Probably gave Clement VII a nervous breakdown, pressuring him for a divorce. Well if you didn't go around sleeping with younger women while you were still married, then you wouldn't need the divorce right away.
I could also tell you about how crazy some of his children.....well one of his daughters was. Because clearly if you are as obsessed about having a child or heir as your father was then you deserve a shout out. If you can imagine being pregnant twice and be wrong both times........you have issues.
I have heard this damn lecture twice today! I've typed about 7-8 pages of notes on the same thing.............someone save me!
I could tell you all about how crazy he was about knocking someone up and getting his bouncing baby boy! Silly Henry, killing the wives if he didn't get a boy.........you decided if its a boy or a girl!
Probably gave Clement VII a nervous breakdown, pressuring him for a divorce. Well if you didn't go around sleeping with younger women while you were still married, then you wouldn't need the divorce right away.
I could also tell you about how crazy some of his children.....well one of his daughters was. Because clearly if you are as obsessed about having a child or heir as your father was then you deserve a shout out. If you can imagine being pregnant twice and be wrong both times........you have issues.
I have heard this damn lecture twice today! I've typed about 7-8 pages of notes on the same thing.............someone save me!
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